The Winner's Circle

Today, we have her, yep, she's going back in!

 
HNOC: *walks into boss's office, sees homeless-people-shopping-cart-races*
Boss: *runs over to Chick, fist full of singles*
HNOC: "I'm sure people have gone to Hell for FAR less!"
Boss: "Duuude, WAAAY better than ANY dice game!"
HNOC: "You're a Monster."
Boss: "You want in on this sweet action?"
HNOC: "Do you even know how wrong this is?"
Boss: "See, the losers have to ride IN the carts! It's brilliant!"

Chick can't even. Not even a little.

HNOC: "Would it do any good to ask? Why in GOD'S name would you even do this?"
Boss: "It's raining."
HNOC: "Aaaand?"
Boss: "Well if we were outside, everybody'd get wet. So doing it in here keeps us all dry. Duh."
HNOC: "Oh my God..."
Boss: "I'm a humanitarian. Always for the little guy!"
HNOC: "There's uh, No... NO... No, No, NO!"
Boss: "You in or out??"
HNOC: *clears throat angrily*
Boss: "Gotta get back to it, my guy's winning!!" *excited*

Chick walks out, closing the door.

HNOC: *yells to the entire outer office* "Can somebody padlock this door, from the outside??"