So, these are just some odds & ends, little instances where Chick walks in and without stopping - does a u-turn and exits her Boss's office. Because he's a total idiot and she's got better things to do. Usually.
Boss: "You ever been to a brothel?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Did my speculum ever come in?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Can you look down my throat?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *standing on desk in nothing but whitey-tighty's* "JESSEEE!!!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *holding up a PVC gimp suit* "Can you try this on?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Hey, you think testicles ever get jealous of each other?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *splashing in a kiddie-pool singing 'You Are My Sunshine" wearing only a speed-o*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *running across the office in a giant, clear hamster ball*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You think those elves ever plot to kill Santa? I mean, those are some pretty fucked up working conditions!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *holds up both hands, closed* "Which one!!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You think arson is just sexual frustration?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You ever try to pee standing up?"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *doing the Flashdance routine with "She's A Maniac" blasting loud*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *sitting atop a gator in nothing but boxers, hands around muzzle* "Say UNCLE, you DIRTY! WHORE!!"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *dressed in clown suit, full clown make-up, chainsaw-sculpting a huge tree trunk*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Train heist?"
HNOC: "BREAKING! BAD! IS! NOT! REAL!" *storms out*
Boss: "Petting zoo!!"
HNOC: "I'm gonna need more than that..."
Boss: "That's what she said!!" *howls with laughter*
HNOC: *glares menacingly*
Boss: "What makes it SO funny, is you literally just said that! Get it??"
HNOC: "What about the petting zoo??"
Boss: "Oooh, yeah, I wanna start one!"
HNOC: "Hmm, not a terrible idea..."
Boss: "Right here in my office!"
HNOC: "Urgh God I'm going..." *leaves office*
Boss: "Hot-air ballooning!!"
HNOC: *waits for it*
Boss: "Yes? No?"
HNOC: "In what capacity?"
Boss: "I wanna go watch some, live and in person!"
HNOC: "OK, not bad, where to?"
Boss: "Guatemala!!" *rubs hands together deviously*
HNOC: "Aww Jeez, do they even do that down there??"
Boss: "Who cares, we can light that fire for 'em!!"
HNOC: *walks out*
Boss: *painting a HUGE canvas on the floor, using his nude body as a brush*
HNOC: "Oh my GOD, why don't you just stay home???" *runs out*
Boss: *standing in front of easel, nude female modeling on couch*
HNOC: "Jeezus God damn, this really is just your own disgusting little playground isn't it?"
Boss: "Check it out!" *motions to the canvas*
HNOC: *looks, sees terrible stick figure with excessively over-sized boobs... again*
HNOC: *to the model* "I don't know what he's paying you, but I'd ask for double!" *walks out*
Boss: "You ever have a girl-on-girl adventure??"
HNOC: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You ever think Life is just a bum deal?"
HNOC: "Uh, well... sometimes, it's not super-great but, it's not all that bad."
Boss: "Kids dying of cancer, puppies & kittens gettin run over, Chuck E. Cheese going out of business..."
HNOC: *bugs eyes a little* "You can't go through life with all that on your mind, it's pointless."
HNOC: *walks over to windows, pulls curtains back* "There, get a little light in here!"
Boss: "Thanks..."
HNOC: *stands beside Boss as he sits moping at desk*
HNOC: "Just try to focus on the good things in your life, that helps."
Boss: "I guess you're right." *looks up at Chick*
Boss: "Hey, your hair is really pretty today."
HNOC: "Aww, thanks!"
Boss: "Will you slap me in the face with your tits?"
HNOC: "You just can't do it, can you??? Not ONE single time can you have a civil conversation without bringing tits, asses or retarded illegal behavior into it! Uuurrggh!!!" *storms out, AGAIN*
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You ever had your toes sucked? Like an angry dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of its mouth?"
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "You believe in God? What about these God-damn tiddies??" *turns computer monitor around*
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "I need a good, HARD spanking!" *bent over desk, holds up dominatrix paddle*
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *dancing around with mannequin scream-singing Atlantic Starr's 'Always'...*
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *sitting at desk, appears to be looking down into his pants* "Hey, tell me if this looks infected."
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: "Let's prank call 9-1-1!!"
Chick: *U-turn exit*
Boss: *fake-nailed to a 2 x 4 cross wearing a paper Burger King crown*
Chick: "Ya know, you were already going straight to Hell, this just insures your VIP pass."
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