My Writing

So, I've been putting off posting all of my stuff here because... procrastination and... yeah, we'll go with that. But today, I'm going to start putting it up on here and this post is not only a reminder but also a way of holding myself to it. Cuz, procrastination. It ranges from silly to rather serious. Not genre-specific but just about things I find interesting and funny. I've only been writing since February 2017 so keep those expectations on the lower side if you will. I'll give a brief rundown of what is to come below to kind of set the stage so if you ARE reading this [that one internet insomniac who has stumbled across this page by freak accident] you have an idea of what I do. Saying this now: NO refunds bitches. 

Short stories/vignettes - Just little snips of Life. Some I call "Random excerpts from non-existent stories". Because they don't exist in any other form. No further life or history. Just little blurbs as is.

Hot Nerdy Office Chick - This is an ongoing series of skits/stories about a... yep, hot nerdy office chick and her very piggish, sexist boss. They get into it on a daily basis and She usually ends up professing her deeply passionate hatred for Him. I'll probably abbreviate the title to HNOC after the first posting because time & bandwidth are real. Love me for that! *winks* Also, HNOC is patterned after the real life, always luscious and daring Ms. Judy Greer. Yowza!! About a 2000-2005 era Judy. Cuz damn y'all.

Dr. [Uncle] Rocco - This fuckin' guy!! lol - You take a mob boss - cross him with Dr. Ruth and Bada Boom, Bada Bing, it's a beeYOOtiful thing!! Yeah, he's wild. And you'll see early on how he goes from Dr. [not a real doctor] to the more lovingly title of Uncle. He gets into ALL KINDS of crazy predicaments and comes out smelling like a cannoli. Oooooooooooh!!!!

So yeah, let's do dis!!