Linguistics

Hot Nerdy Office Chick pokes her head into her boss's doorway.

HNOC: "Hey."
Boss: "Oh hey! What a pleaseant surprize!"
HNOC: "What a what?"
Boss: "Pleaseant."
HNOC: "Oh dear God, nooo."
Boss: "What?"
HNOC: "Just, don't! Please. Don't."
Boss: "But I like it. It's denoting both pleasant AND being pleased. What's wrong with that?"
HNOC: "Well, besides sounding like a total fucktard, it's wrong. It's multi-level wrong and it's not even a real word. That enough for ya?"

Boss gives Chick the old squint. Awww, you know it's coming.

Boss: "Do I detect the faintest hint of..."
HNOC: "Oh GAAWWWD, WHY do I do it to myself??"
Boss: "Jealousyness??"
HNOC: "THAT'S NOT A WORD EITHER!!" For crying out loud MAN, get ahold of yourself!"
Boss: "Is that to say you disapprove?"
HNOC: "No, fuckstick, the English LANGUAGE DISAPPROVES! COMMON DECENCY DISAPPROVES!!"
Boss: "Ya know, I actually forgot why I even called you in here."
HNOC: "Thaaat's because you didn't. I made the huge, GAPING mistake of stopping by on my own."
Boss: "Admit it, you missed Me!"

Chick facepalms with both of her hands.

HNOC: "Could you just please... find a hobby? Something. ANYTHING??"

Boss rubs his chin and ponders Chick's request.

Boss: "That's a wonderful idea, chickie-babe! Thanks!"
HNOC: "You are sooo welcome! *sarcasm* And don't call me chickie-babe."
Boss: "You jealous?"
HNOC: "Fuck me! Well at least you said it right this time."

Chick turns and begins walking to the door.

Boss: "Hey, you wanna get lunch?"

She keeps walking, her back to him, holding her left middle finger high.

Boss: "Raincheck, then!?"